Gintama

You Jerks! And You Claim To Have Gintama?! (part 1)

You Jerks! And You Claim To Have Gintama?! (part 2)

Nobody With Naturally Wavy Hair Can Be That Bad

Watch Out! Weekly Shonen JUMP Sometimes Comes Out On Saturdays!

Make Friends You Can Call By Their Nicknames, Even When You're An Old Fart

Keep Your Promise Even If It Kills You

Responsible Owners Should Clean Up After Their Pets

There Is Butt A Fine Line Between Persistence And Stubbornness

Fighting Should Be Done With Fists

Eat Something Sour When You're Tired

Look, Overly Sticky Sweet Dumplings Are Not Real Dumplings, You Idiot!

People Who Make Good First Impressions Usually Suck

If You're Going To Cosplay, Go All Out

Boys Have A Weird Ritual That Makes Them Think They Turn Into Men When They Touch A Frog You Only Gotta Wash Under Your Armpits - Just The Armpits

Pets Resemble Their Owners

If You Stop And Think About It, Your Life's A Lot Longer As An Old Guy Than A Kid! Whoa, Scary!

Sons Only Take After Their Fathers' Negative Attributes

Oh, Yeah! Our Crib Is Number One!

Why Is The Sea So Salty? Because You City Folk Pee Whenever You Go Swimming!

Watch Out For Conveyor Belts!

If You're A Man, Try The Swordfish! If You Go To Sleep With The Fan On You'll Get A Stomachache, So Be Careful

Marriage Is Prolonging An Illusion For Your Whole Life

When You're In A Fix, Keep On Laughing, Laughing...

Cute Faces Are Always Hiding Something

A Shared Soup Pot Is A Microcosm Of Life

Don't Be Shy - Just Raise Your Hand And Say It

Some Things Can't Be Cut With A Sword

Good Things Never Come In Twos (But Bad Things Do)

Don't Panic - There's A Return Policy! I Told You To Pay Attention To The News!

Even Teen Idols Act Like You Guys

You Always Remember The Things That Matter The Least

Life Moves On Like A Conveyor Belt

Mistaking Someone's Name Is Rude!

Love Doesn't Require A Manual

Love Doesn't Require A Manual (Continued) You Can't Judge A Person By His Appearance, Either

People With Dark Pasts Can't Shut Up

People Who Say That Santa Doesn't Really Exist Actually Want To Believe In Him Prayer Won't Make Your Worldly Desires Go Away! Control Yourself

Only Children Play In The Snow Eating Ice Cream In Winter Is Awesome

Ramen Shops With Long Menus Never Do Well

Give A Thought To Planned Pregnancy

You Can't Judge A Movie By Its Title

You Know What Happens If You Pee On A Worm

Make Characters So Anybody Can Tell Who They Are By Just Their Silhouettes Since It Ended A Bit Early, We're Starting The Next One

Mom's Busy, Too, So Quit Complaining About What's For Dinner

Walk Your Dog At An Appropriate Speed

Adults Only. We Wouldn't Want Anyone Immature In Here...

Do Cherries Come From Cherry Trees?

The More You're Alike, The More You Fight Whatever You Play, Play To Win

A Life Without Gambling Is Like Sushi Without Wasabi

Pending Means Pending, It's Not Final

Milk Should Be Served At Body Temperature

If You Want To See Someone, Make An Appo First

Stress Makes You Bald, But It's Stressful To Avoid Stress, So You End Up Stressed Out Anyway, So In The End There's Nothing You Can Do

Mothers Everywhere Are All The Same

Don't Make Munching Noises When You Eat

Keep An Eye On The Chief For The Day

When Looking For Things You've Lost, Remember What You Were Doing On The Day You Lost It

Croquette Sandwiches Are Always The Most Popular Food Sold At The Stalls

Be Careful Not To Leave Your Umbrella Somewhere

The Sun Will Rise Again

On A Moonless Night, Insects Are Drawn To The Light

Even Mummy Hunters Sometimes Turn into Mummys

The Preview Section in JUMP is Always Unreliable

Eating Nmaibo Can Make You Full in No Time!

Rhinoceros Beetles Teach Boys that Life is Precious

Dango Over Flowers

For the Wind Is the Life

Like a Haunted House, Life is Filled with Horrors

Please Help by Separating Your Trash

Too Many Cuties Can Make You Sick

Some Data Cannot Be Erased

A Dog's Paws Smell Fragrant Drive With A Might Attitude

Think For A Minute Now, Do Matsutake Mushrooms Really Taste All That Good?

The Manga Writer Becomes A Pro, After Doing A Stock Of Manuscripts

Don't Complain About Your Job At Home, Do It Somewhere Else

In Those Situations, Keep Quiet And Cook Red Rice With Beans

Yesterday's Enemy, After All Is Said And Done, Is Still The Enemy

People Who Are Picky About Food Are Also Picky About People, Too

Four Heads Are Better Than One

When Someone Who Wears Glasses Takes Them Off, It Looks Like Something's Missing

A Woman's Best Make Up Is Her Smile

You Don't Stand In Line For The Ramen, You Stand In Line For The Self Satisfaction You Say Kawaii So Often, You Must Really Think You're Cute Stuff

Rank Has Nothing To Do With Luck

Hard-Boiled Egg On A Man's Heart

Hard-Boiled Eggs Don't Crack

It's Often Difficult To Sleep When You're Engrossed With Counting Sheep

Perform A German Suplex On A Woman Who Asks If She Or The Job Is More Important

The Most Exciting Part Of A Group Date Is Before It Starts

What Happens Twice, Happens Thrice

The More Delicious The Food, The Nastier It Is When It Goes Bad

If You Want To Lose Weight, Then Stop Eating And Start Moving

Be A Person Who Can See People's Strong Points And Not Their Weak Points

Even A Hero Has Issues

When Riding A Train, Make Sure You Grab The Straps With Both Hands

Men, Be A Madao

If You're A Man, Don't Give Up

Exaggerate The Tales Of Your Exploits By A Third, So Everyone Has A Good Time Men Have A Weakness For Girls Who Sell Flowers And Work In Pastry Shops

Play Video Games For Only An Hour A Day

Life And Video Games Are Full Of Bugs

The More Something Is Disliked, The More Lovely It Is